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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

October 16th 2009

Some reporters claim that Bo, the presidential puppy, recently left a present on the presidential jet. And you can be sure Obama picked it up with a copy of The Wall Street Journal.

Some reporters claim that Bo, the presidential puppy, recently left a present on the presidential jet. The media reported also that Bo later blamed Biden.

Some reporters claim that Bo, the presidential puppy, recently left a present on the presidential jet. No wonder Obama has to fight flies all the time.

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day� or every time Lou Dobbs shows up on TV.

A new survey says Mexican adults curse an average of 20 times a day, especially those who just got to California without knowing how bad the economy stinks.

An amendment is headed for senate vote that would exclude illegal immigrants from the population count. If the amendment passes California will officially have only 5 inhabitants.

During an interview, Tina Fey confessed she was a virgin until she met her husband at 24, leaving people wondering how she could be so good at impersonating Sarah Palin then?

Yesterday, more than 40,000 people in South Korea were married in a mass wedding ceremony. You can�t imagine the fight that started when 3,000 brides realized they were wearing the same dress.

A new report claims that Al-Qaeda is struggling financially. Apparently, they got screwed by financier Abdullah Madoff.

There�s a serial burglar stealing dental gold in Seattle. Police is not doing much about it because it helps the music in general when scared rappers are forced to shut their mouths.

President Barack Obama called on Congress Wednesday to approve $250 payments to more than 50 million seniors. And you know that if they pay as fast as the last rebate check, we will only need to send the money to half of those seniors.

Hair salvaged from late pop legend Michael Jackson's scalp is going to be sold at an auction. Experts believe the hair will be sold for a lot of money, especially because the DNA can be used to solve tons of criminal cases.

Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams. You have to believe in karma� so much whishing Obama fails came back to bite him on the ass.

Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a group seeking to buy the St. Louis Rams. And today the Cubs started screaming, �Pick me, pick me, Rush, pick me!�

Fox and Burger King are apologizing for making fun of Jessica Simpson�s weight during a skit aired in FOX NFL Sunday. Jessica is said to accept the apology as long as Burger King provides her with coupons for unlimited access to Triple Whoopers.
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